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        London 
        Bridge War with Atenveldt -- Principality of Caid 
        October 12, 1974  
      
         
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              at Lake Havasu City, Arizona, beside the transplanted London Bridge. 
              The King of Atenveldt challenged Prince Christian of Caid to a war 
              for possession of the bridge. The forces of Caid were victorious 
              and Caid took possession.  
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              Annotations: 
              “We had thought we would be fighting on the bridge itself. 
              We ended up fighting on a dirt field below the bridge. London Bridge 
              tourists watched from the bridge. The massed forces of Caid (our 
              first such foray) met a larger force of Aten men. We had a small 
              number of halberds and pikes and these were the deciding factor. 
              Those of us who had practiced the new tactics with Robear du Bois 
              held off the bulk of the Aten might while our heavier flanks rolled 
              up the Aten line. We also employed a dedicated reserve to bolster 
              any holes in the lines. 
               
              “Of amusing note, this is where many Caidens became closely 
              acquainted. The London Bridge owners had offered hotel rooms to 
              us. I guess we showed up in larger numbers than they expected. The 
              room I was in slept six to the bed, 12 to the floor, and one in 
              the tub. The (unofficial) Stromboli award (a cork suspended from 
              a purple ribbon), was first conceived that night in honor of a man 
              whose snore is now attributed to knocking a plane from the sky, 
              (to say nothing of keeping us awake most of the night). He could 
              even snore sitting up and being shaken. Only two Stomboli's were 
              ever given.” – Martin the Temperate  
               
              “As I remember it, the London Bridge War had 33 fighters including 
              the 2 Caidan Knights & Sir Robert of Westmarch from up north 
              vs. 33 Atens (of whom rather more were knights but I don't know 
              the exact figure). I do not know where the main part of the West 
              got the idea we were outnumbered but The Page from the time has 
              a good song they wrote about it. 
               
              “I believe Sir Robear du Bois was the only other recipient 
              of the Stromboli Award.” – Charles of Dublin 
               
               
              “Charles is right about the sides being equal, but wrong about 
              the numbers. I counted 27 on each side before the battle. 
              “It was not the Stromboli Award, it was the Order of the Sleeping 
              Rhinoceros, an award that I made up after sleeping in the same room 
              as Stromboli at the London Bridge War. I am a heavy sleeper and 
              had never been awoken by someone else's snoring, but Stromboli woke 
              us all up repeatedly. Shortly after the event I took the largest 
              cork I could find, attached a picture of a sleeping Rhinoceros with 
              three Old English Z's above it, and attached it to a purple ribbon. 
              I think I presented it to him at Dreiburgen Anniversary, and I asked 
              Martin to help me, because this was only my fourth event. We called 
              Stromboli up and Martin described his remarkable feats while sleeping, 
              and then we gave him the award, telling his Lady that he was to 
              wear it when sleeping, and if the noise was unbearable, she should 
              drop the cork down into his mouth. 
              “While I know I snore, I have never felt I was in the same 
              class as Stromboli. If it were to be awarded again, I think Cameron 
              of Calidoon would have precedence. For eleven years I autocrated 
              Winter Weekend, and assigned the rooms. During that time, I was 
              told by several couples that they would share a room with anyone 
              "but Cameron", due to his snoring.” – 
              Robear du Bois  
               
              “Robear was the originator of the award. I think the other 
              recipient was Einar aus Enveldt, given after a night spent out back 
              behind my home, in the poolside cabana. He wasn't so loud as Stromboli, 
              but he really could "stoke" I think nearly half of the 
              35 people who spent the night in the cabana suffocated when, breathing 
              along in synch with his rhythm, he stopped!!” – Martin 
              the Temperate 
             “I 
              attended this war. It was rather warm, and the Water Bearers Guild 
              was very active bringing water to the fighters. I wound up heralding 
              a demo for the tourists up on the bridge, which meant I had to project 
              my voice about 100 yards up to the bridge for half an hour. I was 
              quite proud of not only being audible to the tourists, but still 
              being able to talk afterwards!” – Wilhelm von Schlüssel 
               
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      Description 
        of this event, © Copyright 1980 by William R. Keyes (Wilhelm von 
        Schlüssel) 
        This is from The History of the West Kingdom, Volume 1 (the only volume 
        produced). When reading this text, please keep in mind the following disclaimer: 
         
       
        Disclaimer: 
          This history may have errors in it, as much of the detail is “remembered” 
          history, or as one of the cover pages of the original type-written manuscript 
          states “The material within is derived from the information printed 
          in The Crown Prints and in The Page, and from the memories of the participants.” 
          The original document was typed on onion-skin paper, with hand-written 
          notes (often in the margins). All attempts have been made to reconcile 
          the notes with the original document. 
       
      Annotations, 
        when they are added, are from The Annotated History of the West, Volume 
        1, which is the same text as Master Wilhelm's mentioned above, with commentary 
        from members of the SCA who were active at the time of the event, and 
        are added to help clarify questions and expand on what happened and why. 
        This volume is copyright © Ken Mayer (Hirsch von Henford). Caid thanks 
        Master Hirsch for his kind permission to use data directly from the West 
        Kingdom Site. 
      Caidan 
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