London
Bridge War with Atenveldt -- Principality of Caid
October 12, 1974
Held
at Lake Havasu City, Arizona, beside the transplanted London Bridge.
The King of Atenveldt challenged Prince Christian of Caid to a war
for possession of the bridge. The forces of Caid were victorious
and Caid took possession.
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Annotations:
“We had thought we would be fighting on the bridge itself.
We ended up fighting on a dirt field below the bridge. London Bridge
tourists watched from the bridge. The massed forces of Caid (our
first such foray) met a larger force of Aten men. We had a small
number of halberds and pikes and these were the deciding factor.
Those of us who had practiced the new tactics with Robear du Bois
held off the bulk of the Aten might while our heavier flanks rolled
up the Aten line. We also employed a dedicated reserve to bolster
any holes in the lines.
“Of amusing note, this is where many Caidens became closely
acquainted. The London Bridge owners had offered hotel rooms to
us. I guess we showed up in larger numbers than they expected. The
room I was in slept six to the bed, 12 to the floor, and one in
the tub. The (unofficial) Stromboli award (a cork suspended from
a purple ribbon), was first conceived that night in honor of a man
whose snore is now attributed to knocking a plane from the sky,
(to say nothing of keeping us awake most of the night). He could
even snore sitting up and being shaken. Only two Stomboli's were
ever given.” – Martin the Temperate
“As I remember it, the London Bridge War had 33 fighters including
the 2 Caidan Knights & Sir Robert of Westmarch from up north
vs. 33 Atens (of whom rather more were knights but I don't know
the exact figure). I do not know where the main part of the West
got the idea we were outnumbered but The Page from the time has
a good song they wrote about it.
“I believe Sir Robear du Bois was the only other recipient
of the Stromboli Award.” – Charles of Dublin
“Charles is right about the sides being equal, but wrong about
the numbers. I counted 27 on each side before the battle.
“It was not the Stromboli Award, it was the Order of the Sleeping
Rhinoceros, an award that I made up after sleeping in the same room
as Stromboli at the London Bridge War. I am a heavy sleeper and
had never been awoken by someone else's snoring, but Stromboli woke
us all up repeatedly. Shortly after the event I took the largest
cork I could find, attached a picture of a sleeping Rhinoceros with
three Old English Z's above it, and attached it to a purple ribbon.
I think I presented it to him at Dreiburgen Anniversary, and I asked
Martin to help me, because this was only my fourth event. We called
Stromboli up and Martin described his remarkable feats while sleeping,
and then we gave him the award, telling his Lady that he was to
wear it when sleeping, and if the noise was unbearable, she should
drop the cork down into his mouth.
“While I know I snore, I have never felt I was in the same
class as Stromboli. If it were to be awarded again, I think Cameron
of Calidoon would have precedence. For eleven years I autocrated
Winter Weekend, and assigned the rooms. During that time, I was
told by several couples that they would share a room with anyone
"but Cameron", due to his snoring.” –
Robear du Bois
“Robear was the originator of the award. I think the other
recipient was Einar aus Enveldt, given after a night spent out back
behind my home, in the poolside cabana. He wasn't so loud as Stromboli,
but he really could "stoke" I think nearly half of the
35 people who spent the night in the cabana suffocated when, breathing
along in synch with his rhythm, he stopped!!” – Martin
the Temperate
“I
attended this war. It was rather warm, and the Water Bearers Guild
was very active bringing water to the fighters. I wound up heralding
a demo for the tourists up on the bridge, which meant I had to project
my voice about 100 yards up to the bridge for half an hour. I was
quite proud of not only being audible to the tourists, but still
being able to talk afterwards!” – Wilhelm von Schlüssel
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Description
of this event, © Copyright 1980 by William R. Keyes (Wilhelm von
Schlüssel)
This is from The History of the West Kingdom, Volume 1 (the only volume
produced). When reading this text, please keep in mind the following disclaimer:
Disclaimer:
This history may have errors in it, as much of the detail is “remembered”
history, or as one of the cover pages of the original type-written manuscript
states “The material within is derived from the information printed
in The Crown Prints and in The Page, and from the memories of the participants.”
The original document was typed on onion-skin paper, with hand-written
notes (often in the margins). All attempts have been made to reconcile
the notes with the original document.
Annotations,
when they are added, are from The Annotated History of the West, Volume
1, which is the same text as Master Wilhelm's mentioned above, with commentary
from members of the SCA who were active at the time of the event, and
are added to help clarify questions and expand on what happened and why.
This volume is copyright © Ken Mayer (Hirsch von Henford). Caid thanks
Master Hirsch for his kind permission to use data directly from the West
Kingdom Site.
Caidan
specific annotations may be sent to Duchess Natalya
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